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If your candidate were a dog, what type of dog would they be? Vladae, who knows dogs better than anyone, gives us that answer.
Republicans:
Mitt Romney – Mitt would be a Great Dane, which is tall, calm, stable, full of dignity and handsome. However the Great Dane also can be very aggressive with other males and chases small animals (in other words lower ranking human people). He would be an authoritarian leader, so to balance him; he would need another (Democrat) dog like a Labrador Retriever or a Golden Retriever.
Mike Huckabee – Mike would be a Foxhound because a Foxhound likes everyone, they think everyone is a good guy and they want to be buddies with everyone. But, as with all hounds, they only focus on one task at a time. To become a good president, he would need some muscle, like that of a German Shepherd to act as vice president.
John McCain – John would be a German Shepherd which is loyal and smart. On the down side, the German Shepherd also can be nasty if not properly socialized and very aggressive. He needs to also have some type of a more diplomatic dog like a Poodle to go along with him.
Rudy Giuliani – Before the race, Rudy was a Neapolitan Mastiff but now he is an Italian Greyhound, which is manipulative but faithful, but also lacks loyalty. They also have an attitude of a big dog. If they see something attractive, they will break away and chase it with the speed of a Russian Satellite Guided Missile.
Democrats:
John Edwards – John would be a Standard Poodle, which is smart and playful. On the down side, the Standard Poodle is too noisy and too hyper and needs some muscle from a dog like a Boxer, a Pit Bull or a Great Dane for balance.
Dennis Kucinich – Dennis would be a Chihuahua, which is loyal and has an attitude of a big dog. But, since he has no strength, he would need to get it from another dog, like an Irish Wolfhound.
Barack Obama – Barack would be an Afghan Hound Puppy, because like a puppy, he is full of hope and believes that every puppy should have a meaty bone and not just scraps. The Afghan Hound is also a rare breed, so he needs another dog, which is more familiar and acceptable, to win.
Hillary Clinton – Hillary would be a mutt, perhaps a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Pit Bull, sort of like a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Cocker Spaniels are cocky and snappy. Pit Bulls are attack dogs. She doesn’t care what her gender is nor if she is in the minority. She is not submissive and is very dominant, and will show every other dog where their fence line is, because she knows if she doesn’t, they will show it to her.
And, just for fun:
Bill Clinton – Bill would be a Poodle, smart but also manipulative like a Pit Bull, but together with Hillary, they are a great combination. Hillary was always a Pit Bull and Bill was always a poodle.
Vladae believes that when it comes down to the end, it will be the Great Dane (Mitt Romney) and the Pit Bull (Hillary Clinton). He also believes the final “dog fight” winner will be the Pit Bull (Hillary) because no one can win in a fight against a Pit Bull!